Sep 21, 2015

Carly Rae Jepsen ~ E•MO•TION ~ Review Part 2: The Album

Welcome back!  I hope you enjoyed my review of the singles from the new Carly Rae Jepsen album E•MO•TION.  Now, sit back and relax as you read my thoughts on the rest of the album...
1. Run Away With Me
2. E•MO•TION
3. I Really Like You
4. Gimmie Love
5. All That
6. Boy Problems
7. Making the Most of the Night
8. Your Type
9. Let's Get Lost
10. LA Hallucinations
11. Warm Blood
12. When I Needed You
13. Black Heart*
14. I Didn't Just Come Here to Dance*
15. Favourite Colour*
16. Never Get to Hold You**
17. Love Again**
*Featured on the Deluxe Edition                                                          **Featured on the Target Exclusive Edition
iTunes     Google Play     Target     Amazon   



If you've read my last music review, you'd know that we've introduced a new component to the review process known as the First Top Five.  If you don't know what it is, then click here to see the explanation.
Now that you know what it is, here is my First Top Five for E•MO•TION:
I Really Like You

Gimmie Love

Making the Most of the Night

Your Type

Favourite Colour

Please note:  I've kept this list since the release of I Really Like You to be fair 

Now, on to the actual review...
This album flows seamlessly from one song to the next.  The style of each song is different than the one before, but it still has some of the same attributes.  The best example I can think of is when the album goes from Let's Get Lost to LA Hallucinations to Warm Blood.  The theme of Let's Get Lost is the same as its title (obviously), and then we land into LA Hallucinations, which has a pure/indie pop feel, which leads into the indie pop feel of Warm Blood.

The first time I heard LA Hallucinations, I didn't think I would like it at all, but hoped it would grow on me.   If I could go back to that moment and slap myself in the face, I would!  This song is probably my favorite song on this album since Run Away With Me!  The song is really the story of a normal person who becomes a celebrity practically overnight.  All you want is to have one more normal day, but you can't because you're too busy or you're trying to run from Buzzfeed and TMZ.  The line "Buzzfeed buzzes and TMZ crows, what more can I say that you don't already know" really hits me (and it constantly stays in my head).  Thanks to this song there will always be a "little black hole in my golden cup" as well!

Gimmie Love is another amazing song.  It makes you want to dance, like always, but the lyrics themselves show how much more mature this album is! I remember listening to this song the first time and hearing a certain word drop in the beginning of the second verse and I was like, "OH YEAH! My baby's all grown up now!  She's using big kid words!"  This is not what I necessarily mean by how mature the album is (it isn't anywhere near explicit, which is awesome!).  The choice of words and execution is more creative and clean in comparison to her last album, Kiss.  I've been saying that, ever since this album came out, if Carly Rae Jepsen wrote an entire album for Ariana Grande to sing, it would be the best album in the world. With the amazing lyrics combined with the perfect vocals, it would be unmatched!

There are a few songs on this album that remind me of other songs.  I won't say that they would all go together well, but I think they have a lot of the same style and characteristics.  The chorus of When I Needed You reminds me of the theme song for the PBS show Arthur, something I used to love as a kid.  Don't let this make it seem like a horrible song, because it's not. The next song, Black Heart, immediately reminded me of the Hannah Montana song Old Blue Jeans, with it's modern techno vibes. Thanks for dusting off the synthesizers, ladies!  These pairs of songs don't go together lyrically, but there is one final pair that's got potential for a really good mash up!  I Didn't Just Come Here to Dance would be perfectly put together with Vogue by the one and only Madonna.  I can hear it all together in my head, but I don't have the talent of Becca Mitchell from Pitch Perfect to do these things, and it disappoints me. Anyway, these songs also have a great 80s vibe that makes you want to dance.


While When I Needed You could be a good place to end this album, Favourite Colour is really where the album should end.  Remember how before I was talking about how the album has become more mature, this is the perfect example.  It's got amazing deep lyrics that are incomparable to anything else on this album.  Plus, this is the perfect ending for the flow of the album that I was talking about earlier, at least if you only buy the deluxe album.  The flow doesn't stop, however, if you get the Target Exclusive Edition of E•MO•TION.  The song Never Get to Hold You takes all the love and happiness from Favourite Color and tears it to amazing, lyrical pieces! These songs, paired together, are my favorite part of the entire album! Don't worry about the loss of love, because the song Love Again brings back hope to shine through at the end of the album!


To Sum it up...
Carly Rae Jepsen has produced an absolutely amazing follow up to her last album.  The flow of this album is the best that I have ever experienced from any album I've listened to.  With amazing lyrics and different combinations of music styles, there is at least one song on this album that can touch everyone.    Even though I'll be enjoying this for a very long time, I cannot wait to see what she has for us next!



I give E•MO•TION 5/5 Palmtrees! If I could give more, I would!  Go buy the album today!






Sep 17, 2015

Fall TV Preview 2015

It's that time of year again: the crisp air and changing leaves on the trees, oh and it's also time for all of our favorite TV shows to start back up in the next month or two! Since we have been slacking ever so slightly thanks to Netflix and Wild Hockey (Flamingo won't miss a game) we are dividing our annual preview into four sections: shows we are caught up on, shows we aren't caught up on (but are still excited about), new shows we are looking forward to and, as always, the honorable mentions. Grab your favorite drink and one of Toucan's no bake cookies and get ready for 

The Sarcastic Palmtree's Fall TV Preview 2015 

Part I: Shows we are caught up on

Survivor
Wednesday, September 23rd @ 8/7c

We are always looking forward to Survivor.  This season is no different as we get to see the second chance characters that we all love (or hate) from previous seasons compete again for the million dollar prize and title of Sole Survivor!

#TGIT
Thursday, September 24th @ 8/7c
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We know what you're probably wondering since you see the TGIT poster instead of the separate shows.  WELL... We have some fantastic news for you!  Our #TGIT Recaps are coming back starting next week so check them out because this year will be even better than last!

Once Upon A Time
Sunday, September 27th @ 8/7c
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We are super excited for this season!  Last season ended on such a huge cliffhanger with Emma becoming the Dark One and we can't wait to see how things change because of it!  Plus there's the whole Regina-Robin-Zelena thing, that's pretty big too.

iZombie
Tuesday, October 6th @ 9/8c
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Ok, so we absolutely hate zombie anything, but we gave this one a chance because Aly Michalka was in it and we absolutely love it!  It's different from the rest in a way that we just can't put into words.  We are very excited to see where this show takes us for this season!

The Vampire Diaries
Thursday, October 8th, @ 8/7c

Well, Elana's gone (no tears here) so it will be interesting to see how each story line will evolve without her being the center of the universe.  As always, we are looking forward to this season and hope for another year of Vampire Diaries greatness.  Although we all know that this show will have Flamingo's devotion as long as Ian Smolderhaulder Damon is around. 

Part II: Shows that we are not caught up on (but still excited about)

Castle
Monday, September 21st @ 10/9c

This is a sad state of affairs.  We all love Castle but just haven't gotten to it over the summer.

The Flash
Tuesday, October 6th @ 8/7c

We watched the first few episodes of this show and then were trying to decide if it would stay in our line-up. Because it has crossover with Arrow and we have heard that it improved as the season progressed we are going to finish out the season and hope for the best.

Arrow
Tuesday, October 7th @ 8/7c


This show isn't going ANYWHERE even though we are behind on it.  The action and adventure (and hopefully some Olicity by the end of this season we haven't finished) will keep us watching.

The Originals
Thursday, October 8th @ 9/8c

We are about a season behind on this one too.  We are excited to see Kol come back because he's one of our favorites and we can't wait to catch up on it!


Part III: The New Shows

Scream Queens
Tuesday, September 22nd @ 8/7c

After Glee ended, we were sad, yet relived.  BUT once we found out that this show was going to be on we HAD to check it out!  Once we saw the trailer (posted below) we quickly discovered they had an AMAZING line up of actors (including Ariana Grande as Chanel #2) and it sealed the deal, we were going to watch it!



Heroes Reborn
Thursday, September 24th @ 8/7c

So Banana decided to watch this on Netflix over the summer and absolutely loved it!  It was such a disappointment to find out it was canceled but the timing couldn't have been more perfect because now they're bringing it back!  And it. Looks. AWESOME!  From what it sounds like, you don't really have to have watched the other seasons to understand what's happening, but it would obviously be a smart thing to do because it's freaking amazing!



We are also extremely excited for the new Shondaland Show The Catch, but it is currently going to be released during the midseason. Here is the trailer below...




Part IV: The Honorable Mentions

Dancing With the Stars

Monday, September 14th @ 8/7c
Our guilty pleasure just came back this week and we are absolutely pumped for this season to say the least!  We can't wait to see who ends up the next winner!

Minnesota Wild Hockey

Thursday, October 8th @ 9/8c

We signed Devan Dubnyk in the off season which should be a major boost to our sour goal tending problems from last season.  I'm looking forward to watching all of my favorite players once again (Zucker and Parise I'm looking at you) and hoping for an even better Minnesota Wild team than last year!


Young and Hungry
Wednesdays at 8/7c on ABC Family

This was also another show that was found through Netflix and we now watch it religiously.  It's the perfect amount of funny and interesting drama.  (Food is always a great factor to everything too!)  As long as we keep saying "Oh my Damn!" and "Oh Hell no!" like Yolanda, then we will be watching it!

Gilmore Girls 
Currently on Netflix
Even though we didn't watch a lot of our shows, this was definitely one we did watch.  We got through about two or three seasons over the summer and still absolutely love it!

Okay TV watchers...now it's your turn! Tell us all the fantastic shows you are looking forward to or that you have been watching this summer and can't wait to continue in the coming months!  We want to hear from YOU!

Sep 16, 2015

Flamingo's Rockin' Recipies ~ Toucan's Oatmeal No Bake Cookies




This blog feature has been taken over by Toucan to bring you my Oatmeal No Bake Cookies. Banana begs me to make these on a daily basis (not that I do) and they don't usually last even 24 hours once they are made because they are devoured so fast!  This recipe originated with my mom's aunt Pam so she gets the credit for the cookie awesomeness!



Toucan's Oatmeal No Bake Cookies

Combine in a large bowl:
1/2 cup peanut butter
3 cups quick oats
1 cup coconut

In a medium saucepan combine:
2 cups sugar
1 stick margarine or butter
4 Tablespoons Cocoa
1/2 cup milk

Boil above Mixture for 1 minute ~ stir consistently.

Pour over oatmeal mixture.

Drop on wax paper and let set.